Our promise

Always discreet.

  • Plain brown box, no labels
  • Neutral name on your statement
  • No marketing emails unless you opt in
  • Your order history stays private

How we ship →

Body-safe siliconeWhisper quietFully waterproofUSB rechargeablePlain-box shippingOne-year warrantyBody-safe siliconeWhisper quietFully waterproofUSB rechargeablePlain-box shippingOne-year warranty
Customer favorites

Best sellers

The toys people come back for, and recommend to their friends.

Vibrators & Massagers

Crest Wand Massager

$129.00
Sale!

Vibrators & Massagers

Swell Dual Massager

Original price was: $119.00.Current price is: $99.00.

Vibrators & Massagers

Lagoon Air-Pulse Stimulator

$99.00

Lubricants & Essentials

Glide Water-Based Lubricant

Price range: $10.00 through $26.00
Why shop with us

Built on trust

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Discreet, start to finish

Plain boxes, neutral billing and a return address that gives nothing away.

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Body-safe only

No jelly, no mystery plastics. Every material is listed on every product.

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Guides, not gimmicks

Our Sex Ed library answers the questions people are too shy to ask.

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One-year warranty

If a toy stops working because of a defect, we replace it. Simple.

Limited time

On sale now

Sale!
Original price was: $64.00.Current price is: $54.00.
Sale!
Original price was: $189.00.Current price is: $169.00.
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Gift Sets

Date Night Box

Original price was: $99.00.Current price is: $85.00.
Sale!
Original price was: $69.00.Current price is: $59.00.
The Sex Ed library

Questions, answered

Plain-English guides to toys, lube, bodies and talking about all of it. Written to inform, never to embarrass.

How to Talk to a Partner About Adding Toys

Worried a partner will take it the wrong way? A simple script for a conversation that usually goes better than [...]

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Kegels 101: A Plain-English Guide to Your Pelvic Floor

Everyone has a pelvic floor. Here is how to find it, how to train it, and when to see a [...]

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Your First Vibrator: A No-Pressure Buyer’s Guide

Bullet, wand, rabbit or air-pulse? How to choose a first vibrator without overthinking it.

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How to Clean and Store Your Toys

Clean before and after, dry completely, store separately. Here is the full routine, by material.

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Water, Silicone or Oil? The Lube Compatibility Guide

Pick the wrong lube and you can damage a toy or break a condom. A two-minute guide to getting it [...]

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Body-Safe Toy Materials: What to Look For and What to Avoid

Not every toy is made from something you want inside your body. Here is how to tell silicone from "jelly" [...]

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Good questions

Frequently asked

In a plain brown box with no logos, no product names and nothing on the outside that says what is inside. The return address is a neutral name.

A neutral billing name, never “Tidal Velvet” or anything that describes what you bought.

Yes. We only stock toys made from 100% silicone, glass, stainless steel, hard ABS plastic or phthalate-free TPE, and every product page lists its material.

For hygiene reasons, opened intimate products can’t be returned. Unopened items can be returned within 30 days, and every toy has a one-year warranty against defects.

Water-based lube works with every toy and every condom. Avoid silicone lube on silicone toys. Our lube guide covers the rest.

No. Tidal Velvet is a demonstration store designed and built by Black Sands Media. Products are fictional and checkout is switched off.

The inner circle

10% off your first order

New arrivals, restocks and new Sex Ed guides. Two emails a month, never more.

Demo form. Nothing is sent or stored.