Always discreet.
- Plain brown box, no labels
- Neutral name on your statement
- No marketing emails unless you opt in
- Your order history stays private
The toys people come back for, and recommend to their friends.
Plain boxes, neutral billing and a return address that gives nothing away.
No jelly, no mystery plastics. Every material is listed on every product.
Our Sex Ed library answers the questions people are too shy to ask.
If a toy stops working because of a defect, we replace it. Simple.
Lingerie
Gift Sets
Gift Sets
For Him
Plain-English guides to toys, lube, bodies and talking about all of it. Written to inform, never to embarrass.
Worried a partner will take it the wrong way? A simple script for a conversation that usually goes better than [...]
Read the guideEveryone has a pelvic floor. Here is how to find it, how to train it, and when to see a [...]
Read the guideBullet, wand, rabbit or air-pulse? How to choose a first vibrator without overthinking it.
Read the guideClean before and after, dry completely, store separately. Here is the full routine, by material.
Read the guidePick the wrong lube and you can damage a toy or break a condom. A two-minute guide to getting it [...]
Read the guideNot every toy is made from something you want inside your body. Here is how to tell silicone from "jelly" [...]
Read the guideIn a plain brown box with no logos, no product names and nothing on the outside that says what is inside. The return address is a neutral name.
A neutral billing name, never “Tidal Velvet” or anything that describes what you bought.
Yes. We only stock toys made from 100% silicone, glass, stainless steel, hard ABS plastic or phthalate-free TPE, and every product page lists its material.
For hygiene reasons, opened intimate products can’t be returned. Unopened items can be returned within 30 days, and every toy has a one-year warranty against defects.
Water-based lube works with every toy and every condom. Avoid silicone lube on silicone toys. Our lube guide covers the rest.
No. Tidal Velvet is a demonstration store designed and built by Black Sands Media. Products are fictional and checkout is switched off.
New arrivals, restocks and new Sex Ed guides. Two emails a month, never more.
Demo form. Nothing is sent or stored.